I'm really hungry right about now.... 30 minutes ago food had not even crossed my mind. So why am I all "*sigh*" about that? Just go eat right? WEEEEELL.... the problem here is that they close the durned cafeteria at 6pm and it is now 6:35pm. Seriously, who, especially college students, eat before 6? I hardly ever eat before 8pm so it looks like I'm going without dinner again, but that's okay.
As some of you know, I had a job interview with a reading tutor program. They wanted to hire me, and the job would have been amazing for me because I like working with kids and I would only have to work two hours, two days a week so I could go home on the weekends and everything would have been ice cool. But it turns out they can only operate on a work/study program because they are a nonprofit organization. I'm not what anyone would call extravagantly rich, but the financial aid office said I don't qualify for work/study. There goes that dream down the drain (say that 5xfast).
so it's been a while (4 hours) since I wrote the top bit and I'm in rather a better mood now. There was a comedy hypnotist in the student union building tonight and I laughed so hard my face still hurts. He hypnotized 16 people up on stage and sent them on a plane ride to Jamaica. The guy in the middle became the pilot and the hypnotist put a "magic hat" on him and pulled him out of his trance a bit. The guy was suddenly speaking in a perfect Jamaican accent and thought he had been flying a plane for three years. The hypnotist later made all the guys on stage think they were exotic women dancers then he sent them into the audience to find guys to dance for. It was absolutely hysterical, and some of the guys were WAY too good at it. He gave one of the guys who was particularly good at the dancing, a post-hypnotic suggestion that he was a ballerina. After they all came out of the trance, he said a key word and the guy started dancing around. When he asked him what he was doing, he said "I'm perrrforming" in this really breathy voice.
That's all for now,
Rock On and Peace Out,
Korin
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